Title: Scrutinizing the Inscrutable: Direct Mass Measurements of Massive Elliptical Galaxies Adam Bolton IfA Abstract: Elliptical galaxies are simple in appearance, but unlike spiral galaxies, their stars do not follow circular orbits. As a consequence, the mass-density structure of elliptical galaxies generally remains hidden from simple deduction based on Newtonian gravity. In the rare instance that an elliptical galaxy acts as a strong gravitational lens of a more distant object, this difficulty can be overcome. My collaborators and I have used the Sloan Digital Sky Survey and the Hubble Space Telescope to assemble a sample of elliptical strong lenses that is unprecedented in size and uniformity. I will describe our survey -- the SLACS Survey -- and the insights into the elliptical galaxy population that result from the direct strong-lensing galaxy mass measurements we can make. Pretty pictures and weighty result-figures alike will abound.