THE HALO MODEL - A TUTORIAL John Peacock University of Edinburgh In 2000, several authors proposed that it would be interesting to think of the cosmological density field as a superposition of virialized dark matter haloes. This model is easily generalized to allow for galaxy bias and allows an understanding of galaxy clustering that is intuitive but also numerically accurate. This talk will work through the details of the model from the point of view of Peacock & Smith (2000): MNRAS 318, 1144 or astro-ph/0005010. The style will be "chalk & talk" - no pretty pictures.